SSS got me on to this and I can't seem to let it go... :wink:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html

Happy Monday!

SSS got me on to this and I can't seem to let it go... :wink:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html

Happy Monday!
Hilarious indeed :D

That's gotta be one of my favorite websites!

By the way, the Internet was invented when scientists (led by Al Gore) tried to replicate how Chuck Norris' extra sensory mind worked.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because hunting infers the probability of
failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
:lol:
Some of my faves.

From: 10 Kick Ass Facts About Bruce Lee (http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/10-kick-ass-facts-about-bruce-lee/?source=rss)

9. Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris, who would win?
Here’s a clip of Bruce Lee fighting Chuck Norris in Return of the Dragon. You can see how fast Bruce Lee moved … though it’s obvious that Chuck Norris would be immune to the One Inch Punch as his one-inch chest hair would absorb the punch with ease!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE

… though it’s obvious that Chuck Norris would be immune to the One Inch Punch as his one-inch chest hair would absorb the punch with ease!
As a former Jeet Kun Do student, I am always humbled by the near mention of Guru Lee Jun Fan, however, as my father is a Texan I have to agree with you on Master Norris' hair sheild. LOL.

By the way, have you seen the Dos Equis campaign with the "Most Intersting Man in the World" as the spokeman? Sounds like they are describing Check Norris to me... His blood smells like cologne, he's never lost a costume contest and he's never shown up in a costume, the moon doesn't shine unless he gives it permession, he once punched a mime - that's right a mime... and the list goes on. I'm telling you, they stole Chuck's thunder... I mean, Master Norris' thunder. Forgive me sensei Walker, I meant no disrespect. LOL.

:lol: :lol:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NL0IVV_e2JI

:lol: :lol:
"...when you're in Texas look behind you, 'cos that's where the Ranger's
gonna be"

Whoa, slow down there Chuckster!! :lol:

Chuck Norris' sexual prowess is so supreme, that even when he is masturbating, his hand climaxes first. :lol:

My hand just falls asleep.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
.

.... while his "masterbathes"...Sensei "comes first"... :twisted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjYv2YW6azE

I know who I'm voting for come November... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: Too much!!! That was great!

I just read somewhere that Chuck Norris counted to infinity.


Twice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g

chuck norris don't cut his lawn he dears it to grow

You gotta love a guy with a sense of humor... any other "star" would be suing and issuing cease and desist orders...

Never seen this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgey9NLdhk&feature=related

Chuck Norris doesn't issue cease and disist orders, he just issues pain.

zing!

:lol:

These newly-discovered facts have brought him back to fame... he's done quite a few talk shows and commercials since they've surfaced. His latest is a Honda Ridgeline commercial... all he does is make an appearance, and it makes me want a Ridgeline...

Chuck was on an episode of "Family Guy" last night. He was going around punching folks out with a fist that would stick out of his beard.

Chuck was on an episode of "Family Guy" last night. He was going around punching folks out with a fist that would stick out of his beard.

You know that was the worst episode of family guy I've ever seen. I'm not a fan of politics-based comedy. It just gets lame, especially when Seth McFarlane isn't even writing his own jokes, just taking easy notes from the interwebs.

And I love family guy. it's just sad.

You know that was the worst episode of family guy I've ever seen. I'm not a fan of politics-based comedy. It just gets lame, especially when Seth McFarlane isn't even writing his own jokes, just taking easy notes from the interwebs.

And I love family guy. it's just sad.

I agree 100% they should stick to fart jokes.

The family guy is one of my favorite shows, regardless of where Seth McFarlane gets his jokes. Its simple, witty comedy that works on many levels .

By the way, When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.