I rode the bike over to a friends house one evening. I parked on his sidewalk and exited through his yard. It was quite late when I left, and dew had already fallen. I got into the street and romped on the throttle. The tires were wet from the dew and I almost lost it. The rear end went sideways, as well as a turd that was in my bowels... if you know what I mean. :shock: :shock:

I'm sorry but did you just say you crapped your pants?

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