robkb
03-21-2008, 09:32 PM
I once tried to teach my cousin, Bryan Hartley, how to ride a motorcycle. We rode my 1991 Kawasaki Zephyr 550 out to Grenada Lake and found an empty parking lot. With him in the driver's seat and me standing next to them (him and my bike), I said, "Just give it a little gas, let the clutch out a little bit. I'll walk beside you and tell you when to shift into second."
And, man, this bike looked good! It was a dark blue, in-line four, retro-styled, piggyback rear shocks, 4 into 1 exhaust, five-spoke wheels that looked exactly like the Honda Interceptor's back then, big round tach/smaller round speedo to the left, cool bike. The Zephyr had a 6 speed gearbox and topped out at 115 mph. I totaled it in '95 (not my fault) when a girl pulled out in front of me.
Bryan gives the bike some gas, and let's the clutch out a little. It starts to stall.
I panic and insist, "Hurry! Give it some more gas."
He gives it more gas and it's revving quite a bit but not moving.
"You've got to let the clutch out some more!!" The bike revs even higher. Maybe his foot is on the brake?
"What the FU*K?" I wonder out loud. "Let go of the..." The bike takes off!
:run
And STOPS! And takes off again! It shakes down the parking lot like a horse trying to buck off its rider.
Bryan yells, "I'm SORRY!", and goes down on the left side. I remember the glass breaking (mirror) and how it sounded when the bike hit the asphalt. The gear shift toe part broke off, but I could still shift well enough to get us home. Other than that, the bike was fine.
Luckily, Bryan was not hurt either.
The moral of the story: You should KNOW HOW TO TEACH someone to ride a motorcycle before trying to teach someone to ride a motorcycle.
He's been talking about taking a Motorcycle Safety Foundation (MSF) course ever since. I tell him that's the way to go. Tomorrow, I'm going to give him my favorite helmet so he'll be able to take the course whenever he gets ready.
http://www.honda599.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=30547&highlight=#30547
And, man, this bike looked good! It was a dark blue, in-line four, retro-styled, piggyback rear shocks, 4 into 1 exhaust, five-spoke wheels that looked exactly like the Honda Interceptor's back then, big round tach/smaller round speedo to the left, cool bike. The Zephyr had a 6 speed gearbox and topped out at 115 mph. I totaled it in '95 (not my fault) when a girl pulled out in front of me.
Bryan gives the bike some gas, and let's the clutch out a little. It starts to stall.
I panic and insist, "Hurry! Give it some more gas."
He gives it more gas and it's revving quite a bit but not moving.
"You've got to let the clutch out some more!!" The bike revs even higher. Maybe his foot is on the brake?
"What the FU*K?" I wonder out loud. "Let go of the..." The bike takes off!
:run
And STOPS! And takes off again! It shakes down the parking lot like a horse trying to buck off its rider.
Bryan yells, "I'm SORRY!", and goes down on the left side. I remember the glass breaking (mirror) and how it sounded when the bike hit the asphalt. The gear shift toe part broke off, but I could still shift well enough to get us home. Other than that, the bike was fine.
Luckily, Bryan was not hurt either.
The moral of the story: You should KNOW HOW TO TEACH someone to ride a motorcycle before trying to teach someone to ride a motorcycle.
He's been talking about taking a Motorcycle Safety Foundation (MSF) course ever since. I tell him that's the way to go. Tomorrow, I'm going to give him my favorite helmet so he'll be able to take the course whenever he gets ready.
http://www.honda599.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=30547&highlight=#30547