View Full Version : Bike speeding ticket


JohnG
12-24-2008, 03:01 PM
Other than the guy being obnoxiously stupid, the best part was when he dropped his bike at the end of the vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtofbxmlv8Y&eurl=http://www.topspeed.com/motorcycles/index162.html&feature=player_embedded

wowo
12-24-2008, 09:17 PM
Haha yeah, I saw this video on another forum I frequent. Apparently the douche is a registered sex offender:

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/1696/doucheli5.jpg

Mitch
12-24-2008, 09:41 PM
hahah, seriously! He totally lost it at the end. Best not to drive angry....

SLC599er
12-25-2008, 05:18 PM
Well, I'll never get those minutes back.

What a strange video. Obviously it is being recreated for the camera, but that wipeout looked real enough.

What's the deal with the guy throwing his keys on the ground during the traffic stop. Is this a good idea? I suppose it tells the cop you're not going to hop on the bike and take off, but it also seems to convey a bit of "frequent flyer" history. Maybe I shouldn't think about "reality" TV this much.

a4naught
12-25-2008, 05:56 PM
Wow. Nice wipe out. For humanity.:lol2:
I hope this guy has left the gene pool...

JBarx
12-25-2008, 06:06 PM
You know that guy goes to the gym 5 days a week, rides a GSXR like an idiot, and rides around shirtless for one reason - to compensate for the fact that he's hung like a kindergartner with his 5-3 frame.

Wait, maybe I shouldn't use the word "kindergartner" in any sort of context with this clown. Apparently he finds that exciting.

a4naught
12-25-2008, 07:07 PM
Yeah, nice gear, huh? As they say: Hung like a tic-tac... up towards the cranium that is...8)

GuyD
12-25-2008, 10:05 PM
You can only hope this idiot goes down at 100+ and removes himself from society without taking anyone else with him. Damn pathetic, and this from a person who really despises the need for heavy duty traffic enforcement aimed at revenue generation and not at public safety.

n2citrus
12-29-2008, 01:07 PM
He is an idiot wrapped in a moron!

-Michael

robkb
12-30-2008, 09:55 PM
Wow! I watched the whole thing.

mitsurugi
01-06-2009, 09:08 AM
:lol2:

That video is great! What a tool.

Super Sneaky Steve
01-09-2009, 07:08 AM
That guy was pretty dumb. He was doing OK at the start but just didn't know where to stop.

The judge was kinda hot, for a judge.

Mitch
01-09-2009, 08:56 AM
That guy was pretty dumb. He was doing OK at the start but just didn't know where to stop.

The judge was kinda hot, for a judge.

Compared to Judge Judy, she's smoking hot!

dexx85
01-10-2009, 01:47 AM
somehow i got sucked into the youtube vaccuum after watching this and now 2 and a half hours of my life are gone

a4naught
01-10-2009, 01:09 PM
Yep. I feel your pain, dexx. Between vapid puppy vids and moto 'tards (not, motards btw, although that is sorta funny...), my brain and life are often sucked away. The ones labeled "graphic" or "disturbing" are a particular draw. I think, "no, you do not want thAt sort of thing stuck in your head, man", but then I just make up my own, which are mostly worse. So, I figure, what's a little more reality? Besides, stupid funny is somehow always a draw, eh? Reality shows everywhere! Mwahahaha!!!

egdod
02-01-2009, 01:10 PM
what a KNOBHEAD!!

DH919
04-03-2009, 09:13 PM
what a KNOBHEAD!!


This has to be my new favorite thing to call someone... Knobhead, nice right up there with asshat...

599Ed
04-04-2009, 12:37 PM
Probably drives a hummer or a corvette... while his zook is in the paint shop. What a d!#k

Mystickman!
04-06-2009, 06:54 AM
HAHA hilarious. Man that judge was a hottie!!