Link to news of Brad Pitt's motorcycle accident: http://x17online.com/celebrities/brad_pitt/x17_xclusive_breaking_news_brad_pitt_involved_in_m otorcycle_accident-10242009.php

Fortunately most of us don't have to deal with Camry-Driving paparazzi.

That bike looks like it was designed to cause pain.

those bars look uncomfortably positioned, but that's a pretty sweet bobber he's got there

http://www.x17online.com/images/photo-sets/conv/BradPittAfterCRASHart2_X17/BradPittAfterCRASHart2_15-full.jpg

http://x17online.com/celebrities/brad_pitt/x17_xclusive_video_brad_pitts_motorcycle_towed_aft er_accident-10242009.php

How long does it take for asphalt to go through a beard before it starts going through skin, chin and bone? Just curious... The bike isn't my style, but its neat...

It looks bad-ass enough for me to overlook how slow it is, how poorly it handles, and how terribly it rides. Dead serious.

Squid... and I would have ridden it home.

How long does it take for asphalt to go through a beard before it starts going through skin, chin and bone? Just curious... The bike isn't my style, but its neat...

I saw those pics and thought, "You may be Brad Pitt, but I bet Angelina may dump you if you eat some pavement."

It looks bad-ass enough for me to overlook how slow it is, how poorly it handles, and how terribly it rides. Dead serious.

Squid... and I would have ridden it home.

It looks kinda cool, but that riding position is torture.

I remember the day I got my Hornet. Twenty coked-out photographers that have been up all night were chasing me around in cars as I was getting used to it and published my first dump on national news. Good times.

Angelina needs no headgear. Her lips could stop a train.